Chief Captain Security Hero Position

Hey guys, once again, thanks for your tremendous support when those Scumbags do their jobs. Jackie had a brilliant idea for protecting the online reader, however last night I spent hours trying to make it a reality to no avail.
So I’m opening up a position on our team as Chief Security Defense Captian Hero Awesome Officer

Requirements:
-Decent knowledge of basic html, and how the basic text editors for these wordpress sites work. (I know it may be tempting to say ‘I can learn if I try hard enough” but then that puts you in the same shoes as me. We really want someone who already knows more than me with html.
-Somewhere to safely and privately host images (eg photobucket or anything else)
Advantages of position:
-Read releases first
-Be awesome
-Fight justice by foiling those super-villain scumbags.
-Generally low work load. It might even be a one off. The one thing may take a little effort but after that it will be a cruise or you won’t have to do anything.

If you are interested, shoot over an email to midnightsunscans@gmail.com

(Oh yeah, everyone else, while your at it, if you go to stuff and stuff there should be a drop down tab saying “testing” or something. It’s just chapter 16 but with a different layout. Tell us what you think about reading it like that instead.)